like that and with that trash scrawled on your back.”
“Hah! You're not man enough to satisfy me let alone keep me out of that party.” She glared at him, her chin set defiantly.
He looked at her aroused nipples. “You're a liar. I felt your orgasms every time.”
“I was faking. Don't you recall me saying you weren't my best lover? Now let's remember who that was... I do believe his name starts with the letter 'P'.”
He narrowed his eyes, felt his muscles tensing, “I'm warning you...”
“You should have warned me that you were planning to play 'hide the pork link' with your emaciated hag of an ex-wife,” she uttered waspishly.
He wasn't beyond playing in her league. “Your mouth is gonna get you into a world of trouble not even your sexually confused, watchdog, lover can get you out of.”
“Shut up or I'll bloody your nose. But you'd like that wouldn't you,” she yelled, kicking him hard in the shin and finally felt him release her upper arms. Reaching into his pocket, she yanked out her thong and threw it in his face, “Try that on for size because you surely didn't wear the pants in your marriage. She cheated on you more times than there are drops of water in the ocean and then she divorced you. But you were all over her like a dog the first time you got a strong whiff of the putrid odor seeping from between her thighs knowing she'll do worse if you go back to her.”
“Life
“Hah! You're not man enough to satisfy me let alone keep me out of that party.” She glared at him, her chin set defiantly.
He looked at her aroused nipples. “You're a liar. I felt your orgasms every time.”
“I was faking. Don't you recall me saying you weren't my best lover? Now let's remember who that was... I do believe his name starts with the letter 'P'.”
He narrowed his eyes, felt his muscles tensing, “I'm warning you...”
“You should have warned me that you were planning to play 'hide the pork link' with your emaciated hag of an ex-wife,” she uttered waspishly.
He wasn't beyond playing in her league. “Your mouth is gonna get you into a world of trouble not even your sexually confused, watchdog, lover can get you out of.”
“Shut up or I'll bloody your nose. But you'd like that wouldn't you,” she yelled, kicking him hard in the shin and finally felt him release her upper arms. Reaching into his pocket, she yanked out her thong and threw it in his face, “Try that on for size because you surely didn't wear the pants in your marriage. She cheated on you more times than there are drops of water in the ocean and then she divorced you. But you were all over her like a dog the first time you got a strong whiff of the putrid odor seeping from between her thighs knowing she'll do worse if you go back to her.”
“Life